Bits from the web

early-onset-of-night:

Free books! Holy shit!

So I’m giving away free books to random people who reblog this. Five of them, in fact. I’ll sign it and include a nice card with something amusing written in it.

Normally, my tendency would be to pick only girls, ngl, but that isn’t fair to Tumblrs who possess schlongs, weiners, cocks, dicks, members, johnsons, and one-eyed wonder worms. I want to truly randomize this, so will use prime numbers. I’ll roll a pair of dice as a way of determining a starting point and go from there. You can see a chart of prime numbers here.

The point of this is promotion and to get a picture of my book all over Tumblr, if possible. My life’s soundtrack is Paperback Writer by the Beatles. Everywhere I go, it’s playing in the background. If you want to play along, be sure to go to my ask box and put in your address after you reblog. You can find it under the ‘Contact’ link. Also, only followers are eligible, so I encourage you to follow me if you’re not already. I’m awesome and you won’t regret it.

Take care, be well, and smile :)
Michael Kindt

ps: The Book

Rolling the dice!

Me most of the nights

My first tattoo, done a year ago.